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Considering the fact that nobody has got a
sense of humor anymore, and everybody's
an unbelievable prick, why do we continue to
write this garbage? BECAUSE WE CAN'T
HELP OURSELVES! Check out our past
issues.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH YAK YAK YAK. As Little
Red Ridinghood once appropriately
complained, when the wolf threatened to
eat her,
"Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"
If we got to hear one more freakin cell
phone conversation, we are going to
collectively puke.
CELLPHONE RAGE!
Our fearless correspondent, who has spent
a lifetime advising New Yorkers to stick
things up their butts, decides to take his own
advice.
NO FLY ZONE, or A Voyage of Butt
Discovery.
Find life boring? Take a little trip down
memory lane with 200motels.
I'm So Bored!
Whatever you have to do, try to stay out of
court! Once you fall into the clutches of the
lawyers and the judges, abandon all hope all
who enter here. We recently found ourselves
in court, and the results were not pretty. Here
are our conclusions about the court system.
SUPREME STOOGES