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| Beer in the morning is a beautiful thing, Your head might be in winter but your mouth is in spring, There’s nothing like beer to chase away the blues, After a couple of six packs you have got no mind to lose, The beer I have drunk is my best friend, We’ll be together until it pops out the other end, The wise men tell us you can’t buy beer just rent it, I wish I could be the guy who invent it, After thousands of years of research and struggle, The guy screamed “Eureka! I think it’s starting to bubble, This beer’s gonna’ make me famous and rich, But before that I'm gonna’ get drunk as a bitch!" O Great God Budweiser please hear my plea, Let a Corona of Heinekin wash over me, On an island of pizza and fried onion rings, Make me a life raft of Buffalo wings, Deliver it all by a girl with big titties, And the finest big butt in all New York City, Send me some hot dogs and jalapeño poppers, And don’t forget the Big Macs and Burger King Whoppers, Budweiser Heineken Michelob too, I pledge my drunken soul to you, I don’t want no stinkin’ Mountain Dew, Just wash over me your golden shower, Let a thousand beer cans flower, Then I can belch around in perpetual motion, And fart through the sky like jet propulsion, AMEN! |
| O BEER-O MIO !!! |
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