| I got the smartest dog in New York City, Barkley The Basketball Dog, and when I drink tequila he talks to me. We were watching the Knicks get murdered by the Mavericks, and when Eddy Curry shot a blooper that didn't even reach the net I hit myself in the head so hard that I still have a dent in my skull. Barkley, who was drinking beer, said, "You are getting all worked up over nothing. The universe is unfolding as it should." "Go chew on a bone, ya' mutt!" He continued, "You remember when we watched "The Producers" by Mel Brooks, where they intentionally messed up to screw their investors? Well, this is the same thing. The Dolan family is generating such a mess with the Knicks that with all the bad publicity, shareholders in Cablevision will sell out cheap so that the Dolans can buy up all the stock at bargain basement prices and take the company private. "It's so obvious that people can't see the forest for the trees. (Fortunately, as a dog, I am an expert at trees) And the only ones who are in the know, the sportswriters and the media, have all been bought off by the Dolans with comp passes, big dinners, vacation trips, cash, girls, you name it. "The only ones who have been left out of this marvelous arrangement are the suckers - I mean fans - who are going to fill up the stands no matter what." I thought about what Barkley was telling me and it made sense. "C'mon, Barkley," I said, lets go for a walk. I'll buy you a slice of pizza." "I love pizza!" |
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