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At the stroke of midnight, Republican ghouls rise from their graves and haunt the halls of Congress in search of living victims, to blow their skulls open and feast on their still-pulsating brains. |
| 200motels: The Supernatural |
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| This cabal of flesh-eating zombies is led by the hideous Blood Libel Monster, Sarah Palin, who leaves a sanguinary trail of bloody drippings like the slimy scum of a slithering French escargot snail for her demonic legions to follow. |
| It is written that a savior shall arise from the darkened depths of a Miami porno theater. His name? |
| Who will arise to combat this cannibalistic cabal of desiccated, disease-ridden imbeciles as they pursue their rampage of destruction across America’s airwaves, even as craven liberals hide under their beds, quaking with fear? |
| Pee-Wee is joined by his long-time paramour, Lindsey Lohan, who, recently released from court-ordered rehab and under indictment for felony grand larceny, breaks free of the bond of her electronic tracking ankle bracelet to engage in mortal combat against the bloodsucking Republican Death Squad! |
| To find out the awful truth, see “Blood Libel” starring Sarah Palin. Coming to an outhouse near you! |
| Who will prevail? Can Pee-Wee be enticed to let go of his putz long enough to lance thunderbolts at the advancing Republican hordes? What secret weapon is unleashed when he beats his kosmic meat? Can Lindsay Lohan stay sober long enough to confront the Feces of Evil without shoplifting jewelry? |
| "It's A Stinking Puke of A Movie!" |
| This cannibalistic cabal includes: |
| Typical gentile person |

| Murder, Mayhem and Bloody Panties! |

| "Eat Me Raw!" |
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| Can I get some fries with that shake? |






| PEE WEE HERMAN! |



| "Put some wank in your crank!" |







| GOP Shithouse Theatre |
| GO NOW! |