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| Guantanamó Enhanced Interrogation Techniques Our special reporter reveals the inhuman treatment of the inmates of America’s Gulag! |
| Ja, Achmed, das is a big one you got dere! |
Stage one: inmates undergo
physical examination by a CIA
physician to determine if they are
suitable for hard labour.
physical examination by a CIA
physician to determine if they are
suitable for hard labour.
Sometimes specialists in
enhanced interrogation are sent in
by the Department of State
enhanced interrogation are sent in
by the Department of State
Inmates gather in formation to
hear an address from the camp
commander
hear an address from the camp
commander
A statement of purpose from the
camp commander: “We intend to
purify the scum who are sent to us,
and send them back to their
countries as productive citizens,
dead or alive ha-ha!”
camp commander: “We intend to
purify the scum who are sent to us,
and send them back to their
countries as productive citizens,
dead or alive ha-ha!”
Naturally, all detainees are entitled
to receive conjugal visits.
to receive conjugal visits.
| Give my love to the kids. |
Detainees dietary requirements
are scrupulously respected.
are scrupulously respected.
Here a detainee’s meal is being
delivered to his cell.
delivered to his cell.
Sometimes, however, stubborn
prisoners require a bit of persuasion.
prisoners require a bit of persuasion.
Detainees enjoy regular recreation
periods.
periods.
But citizens can rest assured that
our interrogation staff is guided by
strict guidelines about permissible
forms of interrogation.
our interrogation staff is guided by
strict guidelines about permissible
forms of interrogation.
Longtime guest Sheik Zulficar al-
Boutibuster says “The years I have spent
here have been the most memorable years
of my life. Guantanamó is like a second
home to me".
Boutibuster says “The years I have spent
here have been the most memorable years
of my life. Guantanamó is like a second
home to me".
