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| This woman I know asked me, “Have you seen Susan Boyle’s makeover? Doesn’t she look great?” Yeah, great! Instead of looking like the back end of a garbage truck, she now |
| I am totally in favor of Glamour’s using plus-size models for its fashion layouts. As a huge, fat schlub myself, I have always felt resentful seeing super cool-looking female and male models with toned bodies and cut-up abs. What about the other 99% of us who are required by law to cover up our disgusting, flabby physiques? We got a right to look like jerks! |
| The only problem is that Glamour Magazine does not go nearly far enough to depict the corruption and degradation that people allow their bodies to disintegrate throughout a lifetime of sitting on their fat butts all day and stuffing their mouths with all manner of pollution like bagels, macaroni and cheese, calzone and Chinese food. The hot air and flatulence that erupts from fat people’s butts contributes more greenhouse gases than all the automobiles in China. |
| In addition, they help the world economy by providing a need for extra fabric to cover their enormous butts. In this, they are using up all the excess agricultural capacity that would lie fallow on the cotton farms of Equatorial Africa. In addition, they are requiring larger cars and buildings with bigger doors and elevators, which provide jobs for working people! |
| What do I care? The dinosaurs were on the earth for fifty million years, and their decomposed bodies count for all the petroleum deposits found under all the continents and oceans. They must have blown a lot of gas out of their butts, but nobody blames them for global warming! |
| I say, Right On! Have another corn dog! Let’s have fashion pictorials showing real Americans as they deserve to be depicted, humungous, and later for the anorexic fashion freaks! |
| garbage truck, she now looks like the front end. Ugly is now the new beautiful. Even Glamour Magazine is now using fat plus-size models for its cover girls. |
| In fact, if you think about it, fat people perform a valuable service to humanity: they block out the sun and provide much needed shade in the summer, and their gas emissions actually help to warm our subway cars and offices in the winter. |
| While I’m at it, I’d like to salute the Latin people for scarfing down mountains of mofongo, which is mashed plantains fried in oil with pork, and then, after they have gotten to a point of obscenity reminiscent of a barbecued pig on a spit at a Polynesian luau, insist on parading around St. Nicholas Avenue in tights four sizes too small, allowing the rest of us to see every roll of fat in their buttocks and thighs with breathtaking clarity. |
| So, make way for the new wave of tubby fatsos, who are inevitably destined to take over since there soon won’t be room on the planet for anybody else! |