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Leave me alone about freakin judge Sonya Sotomayor! What do I
care about judges, who are a bunch of misfits? OK, they need to
appoint a Democrat to the Supreme Court so there no longer exists
a Republican majority to steal another election as they did in 2000,
that I will grant you.
But, fundamentally, the Supreme Court is staffed with a group of
judicial stooges.
When the freakin Supreme Court voted unanimously to let the
bogus Paula Jones lawsuit against Clinton, who was the sitting
president at the time, go through it plunged the country into
chaos for years, leading to the bogus impeachment trial against
Clinton in the Senate, which collapsed when the fact emerged
that all the Republican senators who were leading the charge
were themselves also guilty of adultery (hats off to Larry Flynt).
Clinton ended up surviving while Gingrich, Hyde and all the
other big Republican pricks were forced to resign. But it was
the idiot Supreme Court that initiated the process.
Who gets appointed to the Supreme
Court? Lawyers, who are trained to lie
and subvert reality. I recently had to go
to court to sue the bus company for
negligence for breaking my arm. The bus
company sent an attorney who didn’t
know spit, but she knew how to lie and
play mind games. She was a Condoleeza
Rice clone, and her brainpower was the
equivalent of Condoleeza Rice’s, which
is to say: nothing. The jury saw through
her and awarded me the judgment.
Lawyers are trained in the statutes
and the decisions, but they are not
trained in ethics. Therefore, they
believe they can get away with
anything. When I was on the stand
the defense subjected me to a
charade game of “answer yes or
no”. Finally, I complained, “That’s a
loaded question”. The defense
screamed, “Objection, your honor!”
The judge screamed at me, “You
have to answer the question ‘yes
or no’". But I had made my point to
the jury. Ultimately they voted in
my favor.
Let me give you an example to
where this “yes or no” technique
can result in a distortion of reality:
“President Washington, isn’t it true
that you are a traitor to your
country? Yes or no”.
“No”.
But isn’t it true that the legally
constituted government of the
thirteen colonies was the British
crown in London, England? Yes or
no”.
“That’s a load of baloney”.
“Objection, your honor!”
“Answer yes or no”.
“Yes”.
“Therefore
you engaged in treason,
is that correct? Yes or no!”
Blah blah blah. What a bunch of
horseshit!
Basically, the last person you want deciding a
case is an attorney, which is what most judges
are (nothing in the law mandates that judges be
chosen from the ranks of attorneys). Frankly, I
would be happier if judges were picked from the
ranks of professional athletes, whom natural
selection has chosen to be the true leaders of
humanity. Personally, my choice for the bench
would be Dave Schultz, who was the captain of
the 1970’s Philadelphia Flyers hockey team, and
who led the famed “Schultz’s Army” of Schultz,
Clark and Makalarky to the Stanley Cup.
“Your honor, I move for a summary
dismissal of the lawsuit brought by
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Fine, what do I care? I will find a
way to survive as I always have. I
am certainly not advocating a
social counter-revolution, which
would throw us into the tender
embrace of Bill O’Reilly and Fox
News. But until we as a society
return to a society of merit, and I
am not referring to which freakin
school you attended, the situation
will continue to deteriorate to the
point where people are driving to
the country and butchering cattle
in the fields to feed their families,
which happened in Argentina
when its currency collapsed.
The biggest problem I have with freakin Sonya Sotomayor
is her often-repeated statement “I would hope that a wise
Latina woman with the richness of her experience would
more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white
male”.
Whoa! Hold the phone right there, Manuela! Affirmative
action was originally conceived to level the playing field,
not to tilt it in the other direction. Any horse manure about
Spanish women being more qualified than a white male is
the distorted product of a sick mind. This was not an
offhand remark, but a statement of policy that she has
repeated on several documented occasions.
I am perfectly cognizant of the fact that American society
was built on a foundation of slavery and exploitation, even
to the extent that the Capitol and the White House were
built using slave labor. But there has to be a more
equitable solution for redressing historical grievances
than the one we are presently pursuing. Obama doesn’t
have all the answers. He is not even capable of throwing a
baseball sixty feet, as he proved last night at the All-Star
Game. Any decent American president of his age would
have gone into the bullpen and thrown a few warm-up
pitches before going public with it.
Having lived in New York for several
decades already, I know how these dorks are
capable of creating their own perverted
alternative reality. I see it all around me on a
daily basis. That’s why we have no
manufacturing base left and why the financial
services sector has been reduced to
meltdown status. This is a terrible thing to
say, but there is an understanding between
the women, the gays and the minorities to
reshuffle the deck, leaving white alpha
males at the bottom of the pile. Oh, there are
still white males around, but they are the
politically correct metrosexual men, who
have had any leadership ability leeched out
of them. This is the new economic reality,
which is why we are in our present situation.
Here cum da judge!
Court's in session!
Judge Schultz
"Lawyers are punks"
“Fuck you, ya moron! One more
word out of you and I’ll come down
off the bench and knock your teeth
out, you pencil-neck mutherfucker
of a lawyer!”
"Hey chump, you throw like a girl!
"Don't you pick on my baby!
Barack, give mommy a
kiss!"